so it started when i was going to the movie theater

but MUCH bigger and darker

anywho

two rows in front of me was a girl whom all i can describe as a brunette with tight(ish) black clothes and was not quite punk but something like it

kinda like this but not really

so there we were, and these guys came by and started harassing her

this displeased me

so apparently they were a “rape party” and started, well, you know

but what they didnt know (and what i didnt know until that moment)

WAS THAT I WAS A WARLOCK!

needless to say

nothing could beat my mystical powers

and i fried them all

so afterwards she and i chilled…

now before you freak out, i want you to know that in my dreams i dont look like me, and this time i looked like freakin sorin markov

oh ya, it was hot!

so after that she and i went on a sexy quest to seal something like a demon in a prison

to do this, we needed the DEMON’S HORN

and the DRAGON’S CLAW

(sense a theme?)

so together we sealed the thing and saved the world

and it was sexy

very very sexy

oh and we had a drag race and i turned into a vampire warlock troll thing

it was epic

she thought i was a god, i couldnt blame her

and then we went on a rampage and killed everything until it was just us

i love my dream women

so that was my night, how was yours?

i just now realized she was a mix between michelle rodriguez and Emmanuelle Vaugier

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